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{"type":"standard","title":"David Olive","displaytitle":"David Olive","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q382810","titles":{"canonical":"David_Olive","normalized":"David Olive","display":"David Olive"},"pageid":19827292,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/David_Olive.jpg","width":205,"height":274},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/David_Olive.jpg","width":205,"height":274},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283697232","tid":"6c9f9f51-103b-11f0-b961-64bc106410e5","timestamp":"2025-04-03T03:26:26Z","description":"British theoretical physicist (1937–2012)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Olive","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Olive?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Olive?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:David_Olive"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Olive","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/David_Olive","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Olive?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:David_Olive"}},"extract":"David Ian Olive ; 16 April 1937 – 7 November 2012) was a British theoretical physicist. Olive made fundamental contributions to string theory and duality theory, he is particularly known for his work on the GSO projection and Montonen–Olive duality.","extract_html":"
David Ian Olive ; 16 April 1937 – 7 November 2012) was a British theoretical physicist. Olive made fundamental contributions to string theory and duality theory, he is particularly known for his work on the GSO projection and Montonen–Olive duality.
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