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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"fact":"Cats with long, lean bodies are more likely to be outgoing, and more protective and vocal than those with a stocky build.","length":121}
{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}
{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}
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