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Six Months Is a Long Time is the third studio album by Norwegian indie rock band Kakkmaddafakka. It was released on 28 June 2013. The album's cover art is the painting Portrait of Emma Jane Hodges, a work of the painter Charles Howard Hodges, dated 1815.
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